Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Moving Computer Programming Content
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The Pasta Diet
Here's another one from an Email I received recently. -Enjoy :-)
' The Pasta Diet '
The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2... You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Good-Bye Mom
I hope this touches you the way it touched me!
GOOD-BYE MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,
'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.'
He answered, 'That's okay.' 'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.'
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, 'Good-bye, Mom.'
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.
'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk.
'How come so much? I only bought 5 items..'
The clerk replied, 'Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too.'
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
GOTCHA!